1. Your middle child says "Muhhh, wa, WA, w.a.!" and you know that means he wants water.
2. Your oldest child says "Mama, you read Christmas book wi us" and you know that means he wants you to read "Spot's First Christmas"
3. Your youngest poos (yep, as is POOPS!!!- blech- poop *shudder*- sensitive gag reflex) on the floor, and you step on it, in YOUR BARE FEET, and you don't, in fact, barf all over him.
4. There are more dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets in your freezer than there are free countries on the planet.
5. The last 5 movies you downloaded contain at least one of the words "veggie" "tale" "tail" "train" "cartoon" "part 2"
6. You realize that at some point you stopped praying to live a long life "so that you can really live before you die" to "so that I can help my children through their own lives"
Pssst!!
14 years ago
