10 Things I Learned...

...While Not Able to Sleep in the Middle of the Night

1. Rio snores
2. Siesta snores
3. Critter snores
4. David snores and talks in his sleep. Apparently someone wired the control panel wrong...
5. The ice maker makes ice every 57 minutes
6. Infomercials have the worst actors ever
7. The TV guide channel must have some sort of deal with American Idol
8. If you stare into the fridge long enough, you will become obsessed with trying to remember the last time you cleaned it out
9. Germ-o-phobes should never try to remember the date of the last fridge cleaning
10. It's not worth the $2.99, so just throw the fuzzy tupperware bowl away